Why are you gone? You made me laugh, a lot. You and Mitch Hedberg. If you two were alive, and I had bazillion dollars and my own movie studio, you guys would star in every movie I ever made.
The first picture would be called Serious Wolfmen. You and Mitch would be two used car salesmen who get bitten by a werewolf, but instead of prowling on the innocent you two would focus on elimnating the organized crime syndicate in your inner-city neighborhood.
My favorite part would come right after Werewolf Mitch bites the head off a bad guy. Mitch would say, "you can sneak up on anyone, if he does not see you!"
You Bernie, would then say something really funny about the differences between white people werewolves and black people werewolves.
At the end of the movie, the neighborhood would throw a night time, bar-b-que, parade to honor you and Mitch's efforts. There would be a marching band and breakdancing orphans.
I know this movie will not get made. But I think you still desevere a parade.
your fan,
David
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviYo3WsqjU