to level the table. In one million years the table will be gone and some space man slash archaeologist will find the twinkie. He will think these people did not survive because they left food on the floor. He will take the twinkie back to his home world and replicate it. It will crumble his society 'cause sugar's a drug. The people on space man's world will bloat and die and all that will be left is the twinkie. The circle will continue until somebody realizes that the twinkie is the supreme dessert slash being.