Beat obesity up 10% since 2004

Seriously beats y'all need to lose some weight,
lock that fridge and put up a gate

Some beats are so phat they gotta walk with a cane,
others ride a rascal off in the slow lane.

I once saw a beat with 14 chins,
watching Deep Space Nine and eating wheat thins.

That beat was phat, phat.
uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-phat, PHAT.

That beat was phat, phat.
uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-phat, PHAT.

Not Chow Yun Fat, PHAT.
uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-HUH!