I'm moving the family to South America.
I know a beach in Brazil where we can sell pancakes. We'll set up next to the coconut stand. It'll be great. The cafezinho vendors will sell their hot little bevs to the people in line. Two pancakes for um real, a frickin' steal. I'll have my daughter play a miniature saxophone and shout in between riffs "American pancakes!"
My wife will take orders and count the money. I'll flip the cakes.
Originally, I'd wanted to be a fry cook on Venus...but this'll do nicely