All the funny shit happens on Junday. It only lasts for about two minutes or less and you never know when it is. That's why it's not on any calendars. You can a 100 Jundays in one week too. That time you made that Lenny kid in elementary school squirt milk from his nose was on a Junday. A 50 pimp pile up is scheduled for next Junday. Some lady who called 911 because Micky D's because there were no McNuggets didn't happen yesterday, it happened last Junday. Any time you see a funniest home video that ends with some dude getting racked because of child's poor aim or a sledding mishap...DID NOT HAPPEN ON A JUNDAY BECAUSE THAT SHIT'S NOT FUNNY ANY MORE.