You never see Michael McDonald eating at McDonald's? Come to think of it, I don't ever remember seeing the Doobie Brothers smoking doobies, either.
When my neighbor Ron smokes a joint the first thing he does is sing What a Fool Believes, then he eats a Quarter Pounder. After that, he asks me to watch old Biker movies on THIS and then asks me if I want to wrestle.
That's usually when I go home.