My t shirt is clever

it's better than yours
it's funny, ironic, and
does all my chores

there's a wookie and a bunny
a shoe and a butt
a silhoutte of Horshack
and a ford pick up truck

my shirt pees on a Calvin
and kicks you in the ballz
it's the envy of the children
at the shopping malls

my brother, get your own
then you can say
"I heart poop culture in
a major way."

Buenos Nachos
Leaf Me Alone