It has nothing to do with making you want to play video games. It does make you want to eat everything in sight, this includes furniture and friends. CDC Doctors and researchers suspect the new strain orginated in Indonesia...but that's crap.
It's Pac-Man, AGAIN. People, why am I the only one who sees this yellow ass, ghost chasing, power pellet fiend for the 8-bit fraud that he is? I mean COME ON. I know we all love the 80s and stuff but some things are better left in yesteryear. This means punk-ass Pac-Man.
People thinking I'm kidding but I'm not. He created this new strain in the YMCA locker room in Laredo, Texas. Pac-Man has medical degree. He lost his license in the 70s before he got into video games. He's a big coke head too. I once saw him total a Corvette one night in West Hollywood with a young Don Johnson riding shotgun.
At this point I'm really happy to say I told you so because I TOLD YOU SO.