Unlike many of my associates he calls just to see how things are going. He never wants money. He's doing really well for himself, works in the IT department for some corporate place that does things corporate, I dunno. I think he's got a nice boring girlfriend and I could've sworn he mentioned something about scrapbooking during our latest conversation.
I'm all for growing up and moving on but this cat is now boring. When I first met the Yeti he had his own zine about Mythical Creature Rock. He had all these underground music connections. He got me into see the Nessies before they got signed. I smoked out with Chermal and Diggthar in their huge ass van! That same night I saw Yeti making out with Clarice the Pegacorn mid-flight.
You meet people sometimes and you think, damn this Yeti is nutz --he's gonna breakdance on Jupiter one day. Next thing you know he's at Costco buying a hefty bag of frozen burttitos and tube socks. I shouldn't be sad. He sounds happy. You can't party your life away but feel I like he pissed on his own spark. HE'S A GODAMN SENTIENT YETI! The dude was legend in my own mine and now he's making sure the server doesn't crash.
Yetzi, if you're reading this make sure everyone knows you're still ledendary, not just for you but for me too.