He's just standing there like an apathetic teen.
Do a trick, man. I don't even know what noise you make.
Take a shit or something. I saw the giraffe chew and the hippo swim.
That was cooler than you.
Some dipshit keeps calling you Zeb-rah rhyming with Debra. What's up with that?
Tail swish!
Glorious-
-ish.