If you look at the big ass sign advertising 50 cent hot dogs you'll notice an asterisk in the corner which notes not actual size. You may find it clever however, that was not it's intention.
For a limited time Ikea was selling very, very, large hot dogs for 50 cents. My family bought one and we lived in it for about four days until the smell became intolerable. I was constipated for about a week from eating so much nitrate infused meat product.
Most of the large dogs were sold to third world countries and distributed amongst the impoverished peoples along with catalogues for Ikea's spring line.