Freddy Pickle Pants talked on his phone
while riding his bike all the way home
he talked to Tito, Mike, and Billy,
Dee Dee, Shorty, and Ray
He even called his momma just to say "Hey"
He went up town and down town
north, south, east, and west
he ate four chicken wings, a biscuit
and a breast
His phone got all greasy
His hands were such a mess
and now he talks to no one
since he was impaled through
the chest (after losing control of his bike)