It's a guy on unicycle juggling, much to the amazment of a group of Japanese tourist --if ever there was a time for an extra bottle of gatorade (to throw). Ideally you could hit him right between the shoulder blades with the cap end. I'd have fun running around like Fran Tarkenton before chucking the bottle and knocking his balls, followed by his ass, to the ground. I bet them tourist would get a big shit kick out of that.
Yeah.
That'd be swell.