- A few falafel stands and a kiosk full tchotchkes does not a farmer's market make.
- A bagpiper with his unicycle makes me angry.
- A stoned teenaged girl asking for high fives in the middle of the afternoon is really annoying (unless you are a stoned teenaged boy but even then it really depends).
- Watching the bagpiper try and trade a ride on his unicycle for half of the high teenage girl's falafel sandwich is kind of gross but fucking funny.