Hey, these were supposed to be large fries but they are small! I think you deserve a nickel to the nose, eh? Feast on this Piso Mojado cone! I don't know what Piso Mojado means but I think it's Italian for you fucked up my order! I'm completely justified in my anger don't run from me. You should know better. I demand excellence from all fast food workers! I didn't grow up on snickers bars and KFC just to have you ruin my day with you incompetent value meal construction. It's the way of things and you should get used to it. I'm glad you are phoning the police. I anticipate that they too will become enraged with you lackluster customer service.
Lackluster! Lackluster! Lackluster!