Jordan the talking Basset Hound decided to never speak again, much to the chagrin of Max his owner. For the last six months Max, who was now pacing around the dressing room, had been making his living off the money from Jordan's talk show appearances. The novelty was wearing off.
"Matt Lauer is gonna ask you questions and you're gonna answer him," sparked Max to Jordan, who drooped on the couch.
Jordan yawned and with his left paw removed the top hat that Max made him wear. Jordan hated the talk shows and the outfits. When we get outside I'm gonna run away. Then I'm gonna poop. Then I'm gonna write a book.