The snacks in the machine...

To Rodney they were like old friends from High school. He was glad to see them doing ok but didn't have any real interest in hanging out with them anymore. The All Nighter Cheeseburger flavor Doritos reminded him of Rachael Shumway, just trying way too hard. Rodney wondered if this made him an official grown-up, but then he realized that the only people who bought snacks from the machine were puffy people in the office. They may look like adults but they eat like twelve year olds. The day before he saw Ed from Accounts Payable washing down a Snickers with Root Beer at 9am. What the fuck is that? Rodney came to to the conclusion that his food age was that of older refined gentleman. He then went back to his desk and ate Manchego on water crackers and a D'Anjou pear while he watched skateboarding accidents on the internet.