An earthy little man with a long gray beard walked into the bank.

Drenferd Deemlix had grown exponentially in last few weeks but was still only about four feet tall. It seemed his spurt was slowing. The baffled security guard held open the door as the diminuative chap pushed in a full wheel barrow of change.

The teller peered over the counter and looked down at Drenferd and his dirty change. She figured he was just a little old homeless guy. Essentially he was.