Suzy opens the door to her batchelorette apartment and shows Chuck in. He ducks to accomidate the sousaphone. They are both gigling and covered in spaghetti.
Suzy tosses her keys on her coffee table and turns to Chuck.
SUZY
Best night ever.
CHUCK
Yes.
Suzy smiles and steps close to Chuck. She hugs him and his horn.
SUZY
Will you take this off?
CHUCK
Help me.
Chuck and Suzy awkwardly put the horn on the ground. He notices that her bedroom window is open. It's very large.
CHUCK
That's a big window.
SUZY
Shut up and kiss me.
They kiss.
EXT. SUZY'S APT - FIRE ESCAPE - CONTINIOUS
Dirk, beat up and also covered in food, spies at the couple through the open window. He sneezes and fettucini flies out of his nose.
SUZY
What was that?
CHUCK
It sounded like pasta.
Dirk jumps in the window and surprises them both.
DIRK
(to Chuck)
I'm gonna show you, little turd.
Dirk goes for the sousaphone. He picks it up over his head and throws in out the window, it goes through miraculously.
CHUCK
NO!
Dirk laughs and then jumps out after it.
Chuck and Suzy run to the window. They look down to see the horn and Dirk in the back of a pickup truck lined with a mattress.
CHUCK
Swizzle sticks.
Dirk cackles as the truck drives away.