Monologue #15

Sandra, wearing a robe and a purple wig, stands in front of a bathroom mirror.

SANDRA: Have you ever used one of these? (She turns and reveals that she's wearing a strap-on.) Neither had I, until about twenty minutes ago...not what I expected. Kaleb and I have been hanging out all week. By hanging out I mean getting drunk and having sex. I've enjoyed it, most of it. I'm not sure how I feel about this (indicates strap-on). It was his idea. You see the first night we hung out we went and got dinner, Applebees. It was nice. We started drinking with our meal and didn't really stop. We ended up at the bar and I put my hand on his leg, to arouse him. I'd never done that before, never. And then we started talking about what we like to do...in bed. That was a first for me. It got me hot. He told me what he wanted to do to me and then I said what I was going to do to him which I don't remember because I was pretty drunk but apparently it got him horny. We came back here to his place and did it, animal style. Seriously, we broke his bed. So, yeah a couple nights of that and then we got to this. It didn't do much for me sexually. I mean, yeah it was kind of hot but like, you know it's not like I really have a penis so it's just...I dunno. I felt strong. I felt in control but I also felt like beating him up. He liked it he said but he looked like he was in pain. Is this what I want?