Your murial is pornographic!

Looks like that lady is giving the microphone a David Blowie. I bet you worked directly from a photo. First off, bad photo. Secondly, did you look at the photo? Didn't anybody say anything?

"Say, Diego. Is your mural supposed to give me action in the pants?"
"No, compadre."
"Well, you should start over cause I'm already at half mast."
"You're getting a boner from my painting?"
"It's really life like!"
"Please do not pleasure yourself while looking at my work, at least not while I'm standing here."

Aaaaaaaaand so on!

Seriously, I ride my bike by your painting everyday. It takes up the entire one story side of a old brick building and I have yet to look at the whole thing because of the woman in the lower left hand corner fellating audio equipment. Maybe this was your intention.

High five then...but not touching.