I'm the only one watching you play with your balls.

I like how you smoke a cigarette while you twirl you crystal orbs, Whitey Fitzdreadlocks. I shouldn't be such an asshole. Tolerance, right? Acceptance and all that jazz, it's good stuff really. I wish you no harm, but I think it would be fun to see you gunned down with paintballs by Rock Star drinking, spikey headed, (name that shitty band they listen to) fans on their way to view some extreme type sporting event.

But who would get rid of them? They're worse than you.

Just keep doing your thing, not showering and all. I get it. It's Oregon. We're free.