More than likely your are not the Pubes Fairy, but in my mind you are the same sorry ass, no manners having son of bitch. Tomorrow, I'm going to camp out in a stall with a knife and wait for you to commit your next lavatory transgression. I will cut you and then make you sop up your own stupid blood with your pants. It's funny because this will not get me arrested. I already talked to the cops and they've approved any future acts of the Men's Room Vigilante.
Huzzah, fucker!