One or two pubes is resonable.

BUT half a dozen plus--what the fuck? Who let Captain Caveman in the building? I was gonna piss there but I didn't think my urine would make it past the enchanted forrest and I almost puked. Fuck, man. Why would leave your godamn rug remnants there for all us to enjoy? Is this funny to you? Where you marking your territory? Listen, Chewbacca. You should take care of your Bob Marley before you leave the house 'cause that is just foul.